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Drunk Santa Letters - Writing Commission


Did you ever NOT get what you wanted for Christmas? Have you held on to that resentment for years? Now you can take that pain and pour it into a letter to ‘Jolly Saint Nic’; berating, threatening and bribing the fat man into making amends…

These letters get filtered out by the Elves, Santa’s too busy to deal with hate-mail. But he also sees everything, how else do you keep that ‘Naughty or Nice’ list up to date? He knows where the letters are kept.

When he’s had a busy day (they’re all busy), Santa has a drink or five, sifts through the pile of vitriol and writes replies to the ‘bad adults.’

This is a writing Commission from me (Ken Reynolds), I'll help you write your vitriolic letter to the Santa that caused you pain as a child, then somehow, you'll get the response from the man himself.

What do you get?
Two A5, letters written by typewriter, on headed, luxury paper. They are mounted and presented within a specially branded presentation card with an envelope.

But that's not to good bit. You get to help write it by either choosing or randomly selecting the writing prompts I'll use to customise your letters.

Ships from UK.

UK postage included.

Shipping costs outside UK:
(£2.00 when ordered with any other product)